haters

My friend has this on his ABOUT ME* section on facebook. I found it hilarious, and by golly, you should too!

I Hate people who: tell you to stop smoking, tell you how bad coke is, welcome you to facebook, ask too many questions, wear pink lacoste shirts, wear sunglasses indoors, get a nose job and then say they had breathing problems, think arjona is a poet, judge by the cover, call the yankees the evil empire, classify you by your salary, call themselves hippies but eat mcdo, cheat.

*This is an abridged version.

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