Juno Strikes Back
To explain:
Juno is said to be 16.
Blair Witch Project came out in 1999.
Juno claims to have seen it in theaters when it came out.
So, she saw it when she was about 9? Really?
Or is it me?
Or am I being the guy who blogs about the poor construction workers (independent contractors, or not?!?) in the Death Star... or the Millenium Falcon changing shades of grey or whatever from Empire to Jedi? Or rants about Galactica leaving us hanging with Starbuck's fate for over a year... what the frak! (so... incidentally.... is she a cylon or not?? )
Up next: More reasons why I'd be good friends with Kevin Smith.
Juno Strikes Back
To explain:
Juno is said to be 16.
Blair Witch Project came out in 1999.
Juno claims to have seen it in theaters when it came out.
So, she saw it when she was about 9? Really?
Or is it me?
Or am I being the guy who blogs about the poor construction workers (independent contractors, or not?!?) in the Death Star... or the Millenium Falcon changing shades of grey or whatever from Empire to Jedi? Or rants about Galactica leaving us hanging with Starbuck's fate for over a year... what the frak! (so... incidentally.... is she a cylon or not?? )
Up next: More reasons why I'd be good friends with Kevin Smith.
Maggie and Zach
I thought I'd posted the Zach Braff one, but I guess I was wrong...
Up next: How Facebook Exposed Us All as Freaks
Maggie and Zach
I thought I'd posted the Zach Braff one, but I guess I was wrong...
Up next: How Facebook Exposed Us All as Freaks
It's Choke!
If you've never read any of Chuck Palahniuk's books... you are truly, truly missing out. Of course, you've probably seen Fight Club, and although now you know (and by way of Brad Pitt, no less) that this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time, you really ought to do yourself a favor and read the book.
Now, finally, after many years of speculation and patient waiting for a first look at it, we have our first look at Choke, starring Mr. Awesome himself: Sam Rockwell.
Watch. This has to kick ass. (If you need more tangible proof of this, it's "one of the few Sundance pics to have secured a deal mid-festival". According to Filmmaker Magazine.)
You can also read a graphic novel adaptation of another one of Palahniuk's books, or visit the man's official site yourself.
Up next: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're not your blog!
Also, Also: New book coming May 20! It's called Snuff. I love his one-word titles.
It's Choke!
If you've never read any of Chuck Palahniuk's books... you are truly, truly missing out. Of course, you've probably seen Fight Club, and although now you know (and by way of Brad Pitt, no less) that this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time, you really ought to do yourself a favor and read the book.
Now, finally, after many years of speculation and patient waiting for a first look at it, we have our first look at Choke, starring Mr. Awesome himself: Sam Rockwell.
Watch. This has to kick ass. (If you need more tangible proof of this, it's "one of the few Sundance pics to have secured a deal mid-festival". According to Filmmaker Magazine.)
You can also read a graphic novel adaptation of another one of Palahniuk's books, or visit the man's official site yourself.
Up next: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're not your blog!
Also, Also: New book coming May 20! It's called Snuff. I love his one-word titles.
Heath
Much in the same way in which Affleck rides elevators like the rest of us, Heath Ledger once sat in a bench while he waited for his car.
He must've been a couple of weeks off the set of Brokeback Mountain and was promoting The Brothers Grimm. And as he waited for the valet to bring his car, he talked with someone (who I'm pretty sure was also someone important, but don't know who or why), about recently shaving his head himself. Not being one to miss an oportunity to speak to Ledger (OMFG!! Heath!!! right?) I blurted out: "You did it yourself?". He turned, and cool as a breeze he said "Yeah, it's not that hard."
"And doesn't it burn?" I asked, completely unaware of how I was coming across.
"Burn?", he replied, in the sort of tone you'd use if someone actually offered you ten-thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife.
And I said "Yeah, you know... from the sun". Then he put his hand on his head and stroked it in the typical way you'd only understand if you had ever shaved, and said: "Nah, not really".
We might've said a bit more, maybe some reiterative statement on how he was there to promote The Brothers Grimm, but this is the part I remember well enough to re-tell.
And then his car arrived, he got up, put his sunglasses back on and with a simple "Later, man", he got into his car and left. The other guy simply continued reading the paper without giving anything much importance.
It's funny how for him it was just a whatever-day. For me, two years later I remember. And now... well now, I'll always miss the greatness that could've been.
Up next: And Tracy asks: "Why do people have to die?". And Nate answers, simple and true as can be: "To make life important".
Click here to watch this scene from the best show on the planet.
Heath
Much in the same way in which Affleck rides elevators like the rest of us, Heath Ledger once sat in a bench while he waited for his car.
He must've been a couple of weeks off the set of Brokeback Mountain and was promoting The Brothers Grimm. And as he waited for the valet to bring his car, he talked with someone (who I'm pretty sure was also someone important, but don't know who or why), about recently shaving his head himself. Not being one to miss an oportunity to speak to Ledger (OMFG!! Heath!!! right?) I blurted out: "You did it yourself?". He turned, and cool as a breeze he said "Yeah, it's not that hard."
"And doesn't it burn?" I asked, completely unaware of how I was coming across.
"Burn?", he replied, in the sort of tone you'd use if someone actually offered you ten-thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife.
And I said "Yeah, you know... from the sun". Then he put his hand on his head and stroked it in the typical way you'd only understand if you had ever shaved, and said: "Nah, not really".
We might've said a bit more, maybe some reiterative statement on how he was there to promote The Brothers Grimm, but this is the part I remember well enough to re-tell.
And then his car arrived, he got up, put his sunglasses back on and with a simple "Later, man", he got into his car and left. The other guy simply continued reading the paper without giving anything much importance.
It's funny how for him it was just a whatever-day. For me, two years later I remember. And now... well now, I'll always miss the greatness that could've been.
Up next: And Tracy asks: "Why do people have to die?". And Nate answers, simple and true as can be: "To make life important".
Click here to watch this scene from the best show on the planet.
The List is in
Also, I'm not too excited about these year's nominees.... And Michael Clayton?!?!?! What's up with that???
In red my pick, in blue what I would've nominated...
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The List is in
Also, I'm not too excited about these year's nominees.... And Michael Clayton?!?!?! What's up with that???
In red my pick, in blue what I would've nominated...
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French fries are called chips in England
The perfectly healthy 15-year-old girl who has eaten nothing but chips for 10 years.
Read all about her here!
Up next: Why Carny is the singular slang for a carnival employee as well as the language they employ.
French fries are called chips in England
The perfectly healthy 15-year-old girl who has eaten nothing but chips for 10 years.
Read all about her here!
Up next: Why Carny is the singular slang for a carnival employee as well as the language they employ.
There's nothing you can do, that can't be done...
It was a series of independent vignettes, tied together by small intersections between one and the one right after it. And so, you would see a conversation happen in a store, and as the characters left they would pass by another couple and we'd stay on them and listen to their conversation and so on, and so on...
And then today I saw Slacker, by Richard Linklater.
I saved myself a bunch of reviews calling my film a derivative copy of a 16-year old film...
Up next: More reasons to compare Bob Dylan with Freud.
There's nothing you can do, that can't be done...
It was a series of independent vignettes, tied together by small intersections between one and the one right after it. And so, you would see a conversation happen in a store, and as the characters left they would pass by another couple and we'd stay on them and listen to their conversation and so on, and so on...
And then today I saw Slacker, by Richard Linklater.
I saved myself a bunch of reviews calling my film a derivative copy of a 16-year old film...
Up next: More reasons to compare Bob Dylan with Freud.
Baby Mama
Up next: An open letter to everyone behind the marketing of Cloverfield. Which my friend already saw and says it's amazingly incredible.
Baby Mama
Up next: An open letter to everyone behind the marketing of Cloverfield. Which my friend already saw and says it's amazingly incredible.
Posting for dummies
(Mind you, I could've also gone with "Is it just me , or is this redundant?", but I'm taking the road less traveled...)
Up next: A recommendation for a film you (specifically, you) should watch: Jesus Camp. You can torrent it here.
Posting for dummies
(Mind you, I could've also gone with "Is it just me , or is this redundant?", but I'm taking the road less traveled...)
Up next: A recommendation for a film you (specifically, you) should watch: Jesus Camp. You can torrent it here.
Night out
I went to the all-famous Olive Garden a couple of weeks ago. (If you click on the link, the site has a nice little jingle on loop, guaranteed to have you tapping your toes in no time!)
After ordering whatever pasta I had chosen, the waitress asked me if I wanted a super salad. She said: "Super salad?".
I said, no.
And the girl looked puzzled.
So she asked again, "Super salad?", she said.
I said, "Fine, yeah, bring me whatever comes with my meal."
Then she said, in the kind of tone you only detect in characters inside a Twilight Zone episode: "Super salad?".
We stared at each other blankly.
And just as I realized Ashton must be hiding somewhere nearby (because honestly, nobody could be that daft... well, maybe Karl Pilkington), my cousin, who was sitting across from me, informed me the girl was trying to ask me if I wanted "Soup OR salad".
Up next: More green eggs and ham, said Sam I Am.
Night out
I went to the all-famous Olive Garden a couple of weeks ago. (If you click on the link, the site has a nice little jingle on loop, guaranteed to have you tapping your toes in no time!)
After ordering whatever pasta I had chosen, the waitress asked me if I wanted a super salad. She said: "Super salad?".
I said, no.
And the girl looked puzzled.
So she asked again, "Super salad?", she said.
I said, "Fine, yeah, bring me whatever comes with my meal."
Then she said, in the kind of tone you only detect in characters inside a Twilight Zone episode: "Super salad?".
We stared at each other blankly.
And just as I realized Ashton must be hiding somewhere nearby (because honestly, nobody could be that daft... well, maybe Karl Pilkington), my cousin, who was sitting across from me, informed me the girl was trying to ask me if I wanted "Soup OR salad".
Up next: More green eggs and ham, said Sam I Am.
Not to worry
They announced today that the Golden Globes Ceremony is cancelled. Regardless, I still hope Tina Fey wins, of course.
From Nikki Finke or Variety or ABC or AFPRECIPIENTS OF “THE 65th ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS”
TO BE ANNOUNCED AT BEVERLY HILTON PRESS CONFERENCE ON JANUARY 13thHOLLYWOOD, CA, January 7, 2008 – The Hollywood Foreign Press Association today announced that the recipients of Golden Globe Awards in 25 categories will be revealed during an hour-long HFPA press conference at The Beverly Hilton to be covered live by NBC News beginning at 6:00 pm PST on January 13. “The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards” NBC telecast and champagne dinner in The Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom is officially cancelled.“We are all very disappointed that our traditional awards ceremony will not take place this year and that millions of viewers worldwide will be deprived of seeing many of their favorite stars celebrating 2007’s outstanding achievements in motion pictures and television,” said Jorge Camara, President of The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. “We take some comfort, however, in knowing that this year’s Golden Globe Award recipients will be announced on the date originally scheduled.”
So, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, a message to greedies everywhere...
Up next: Nothing, apparently.
Not to worry
They announced today that the Golden Globes Ceremony is cancelled. Regardless, I still hope Tina Fey wins, of course.
From Nikki Finke or Variety or ABC or AFPRECIPIENTS OF “THE 65th ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS”
TO BE ANNOUNCED AT BEVERLY HILTON PRESS CONFERENCE ON JANUARY 13thHOLLYWOOD, CA, January 7, 2008 – The Hollywood Foreign Press Association today announced that the recipients of Golden Globe Awards in 25 categories will be revealed during an hour-long HFPA press conference at The Beverly Hilton to be covered live by NBC News beginning at 6:00 pm PST on January 13. “The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards” NBC telecast and champagne dinner in The Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom is officially cancelled.“We are all very disappointed that our traditional awards ceremony will not take place this year and that millions of viewers worldwide will be deprived of seeing many of their favorite stars celebrating 2007’s outstanding achievements in motion pictures and television,” said Jorge Camara, President of The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. “We take some comfort, however, in knowing that this year’s Golden Globe Award recipients will be announced on the date originally scheduled.”
So, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, a message to greedies everywhere...
Up next: Nothing, apparently.
The non-Transformer
The non-Transformer
Overflow
So to be different just for the sake of it, here's my Top 11 list for the movies I saw last year. Not a very good year in terms of many great choices, but the good ones were very good. No doubt.
10. Control
The Ian Curtis story. Joy Division. Directed and shot by their original photographer. In black and white. Because Manchester is black and white.
9. The Fountain
I heard someone say this is to narrative films, what poems are to novels. Aronofsky dazzling everyone again. Incredible if you can get past its complexities.
8. Paris je t'aime
18 directors. In Paris. Obviously some are better than others, but overall a great experience.
7. Waitress
Keri Russell is adorable. Her pies are adorable. There's nothing to not like about this film. Except Jeremy Sisto's character. But you're supposed to hate him.
6. Knocked up
Everyone's loving this film this year. Enough said.
5. Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld as a sarcastic bee. The sting is implied.
4. There Will Be Blood
PT Anderson is a fantastic storyteller. And director. And writer. And everything. Paul Dano and Daniel-Day Lewis are incredible together.
3. Hairspray
No question one of the funnest, most entertaining movies of the year. Singing. Dancing. the sixties. Keeps you smiling and tapping toes from beginning to end.
2. Across the Universe
Julie Taymor has created a magnificent work of art. Up there are also, Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess and of course, The Beatles. And I don't use the word magnificent a lot.
1. Once
Possibly the best musical since Moulin Rouge!. Proof that literally all you need is a good story and characters. How many times does a movie this great come along?
NB: It's clear that I like musicals, right?
Up next: The top ten reasons why top ten lists come in groups of ten and
Overflow
So to be different just for the sake of it, here's my Top 11 list for the movies I saw last year. Not a very good year in terms of many great choices, but the good ones were very good. No doubt.
10. Control
The Ian Curtis story. Joy Division. Directed and shot by their original photographer. In black and white. Because Manchester is black and white.
9. The Fountain
I heard someone say this is to narrative films, what poems are to novels. Aronofsky dazzling everyone again. Incredible if you can get past its complexities.
8. Paris je t'aime
18 directors. In Paris. Obviously some are better than others, but overall a great experience.
7. Waitress
Keri Russell is adorable. Her pies are adorable. There's nothing to not like about this film. Except Jeremy Sisto's character. But you're supposed to hate him.
6. Knocked up
Everyone's loving this film this year. Enough said.
5. Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld as a sarcastic bee. The sting is implied.
4. There Will Be Blood
PT Anderson is a fantastic storyteller. And director. And writer. And everything. Paul Dano and Daniel-Day Lewis are incredible together.
3. Hairspray
No question one of the funnest, most entertaining movies of the year. Singing. Dancing. the sixties. Keeps you smiling and tapping toes from beginning to end.
2. Across the Universe
Julie Taymor has created a magnificent work of art. Up there are also, Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess and of course, The Beatles. And I don't use the word magnificent a lot.
1. Once
Possibly the best musical since Moulin Rouge!. Proof that literally all you need is a good story and characters. How many times does a movie this great come along?
NB: It's clear that I like musicals, right?
Up next: The top ten reasons why top ten lists come in groups of ten and