5:14 PM

Juno Strikes Back

My only problem with diablo cody's awesome writing has to do with time.

To explain:

Juno is said to be 16.

Blair Witch Project came out in 1999.

Juno claims to have seen it in theaters when it came out.

So, she saw it when she was about 9? Really?

Or is it me?

Or am I being the guy who blogs about the poor construction workers (independent contractors, or not?!?) in the Death Star... or the Millenium Falcon changing shades of grey or whatever from Empire to Jedi? Or rants about Galactica leaving us hanging with Starbuck's fate for over a year... what the frak! (so... incidentally.... is she a cylon or not?? )


Up next: More reasons why I'd be good friends with Kevin Smith.

5:14 PM

Juno Strikes Back

My only problem with diablo cody's awesome writing has to do with time.

To explain:

Juno is said to be 16.

Blair Witch Project came out in 1999.

Juno claims to have seen it in theaters when it came out.

So, she saw it when she was about 9? Really?

Or is it me?

Or am I being the guy who blogs about the poor construction workers (independent contractors, or not?!?) in the Death Star... or the Millenium Falcon changing shades of grey or whatever from Empire to Jedi? Or rants about Galactica leaving us hanging with Starbuck's fate for over a year... what the frak! (so... incidentally.... is she a cylon or not?? )


Up next: More reasons why I'd be good friends with Kevin Smith.

6:08 AM

Maggie and Zach

Two of the best from the Speechless series.

I thought I'd posted the Zach Braff one, but I guess I was wrong...






Up next: How Facebook Exposed Us All as Freaks
6:08 AM

Maggie and Zach

Two of the best from the Speechless series.

I thought I'd posted the Zach Braff one, but I guess I was wrong...






Up next: How Facebook Exposed Us All as Freaks
8:30 AM

Diablo

My new hero... heroine.... heroin... heroette.... yeah, all that and a bag of chips





Up next: Much more interesting stuff here, though I think she lives here now...
8:30 AM

Diablo

My new hero... heroine.... heroin... heroette.... yeah, all that and a bag of chips





Up next: Much more interesting stuff here, though I think she lives here now...
6:11 AM

It's Choke!


If you've never read any of Chuck Palahniuk's books... you are truly, truly missing out. Of course, you've probably seen Fight Club, and although now you know (and by way of Brad Pitt, no less) that this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time, you really ought to do yourself a favor and read the book.

Now, finally, after many years of speculation and patient waiting for a first look at it, we have our first look at Choke, starring Mr. Awesome himself: Sam Rockwell.

Watch. This has to kick ass. (If you need more tangible proof of this, it's "one of the few Sundance pics to have secured a deal mid-festival". According to Filmmaker Magazine.)



You can also read a graphic novel adaptation of another one of Palahniuk's books, or visit the man's official site yourself.
Up next: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're not your blog!

Also, Also: New book coming May 20! It's called Snuff. I love his one-word titles.
6:11 AM

It's Choke!


If you've never read any of Chuck Palahniuk's books... you are truly, truly missing out. Of course, you've probably seen Fight Club, and although now you know (and by way of Brad Pitt, no less) that this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time, you really ought to do yourself a favor and read the book.

Now, finally, after many years of speculation and patient waiting for a first look at it, we have our first look at Choke, starring Mr. Awesome himself: Sam Rockwell.

Watch. This has to kick ass. (If you need more tangible proof of this, it's "one of the few Sundance pics to have secured a deal mid-festival". According to Filmmaker Magazine.)



You can also read a graphic novel adaptation of another one of Palahniuk's books, or visit the man's official site yourself.
Up next: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You're not your blog!

Also, Also: New book coming May 20! It's called Snuff. I love his one-word titles.
5:59 AM

Heath


Much in the same way in which Affleck rides elevators like the rest of us, Heath Ledger once sat in a bench while he waited for his car.

He must've been a couple of weeks off the set of Brokeback Mountain and was promoting The Brothers Grimm. And as he waited for the valet to bring his car, he talked with someone (who I'm pretty sure was also someone important, but don't know who or why), about recently shaving his head himself. Not being one to miss an oportunity to speak to Ledger (OMFG!! Heath!!! right?) I blurted out: "You did it yourself?". He turned, and cool as a breeze he said "Yeah, it's not that hard."

"And doesn't it burn?" I asked, completely unaware of how I was coming across.

"Burn?", he replied, in the sort of tone you'd use if someone actually offered you ten-thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife.

And I said "Yeah, you know... from the sun". Then he put his hand on his head and stroked it in the typical way you'd only understand if you had ever shaved, and said: "Nah, not really".

We might've said a bit more, maybe some reiterative statement on how he was there to promote The Brothers Grimm, but this is the part I remember well enough to re-tell.

And then his car arrived, he got up, put his sunglasses back on and with a simple "Later, man", he got into his car and left. The other guy simply continued reading the paper without giving anything much importance.

It's funny how for him it was just a whatever-day. For me, two years later I remember. And now... well now, I'll always miss the greatness that could've been.

Up next: And Tracy asks: "Why do people have to die?". And Nate answers, simple and true as can be: "To make life important".

Click here to watch this scene from the best show on the planet.
5:59 AM

Heath


Much in the same way in which Affleck rides elevators like the rest of us, Heath Ledger once sat in a bench while he waited for his car.

He must've been a couple of weeks off the set of Brokeback Mountain and was promoting The Brothers Grimm. And as he waited for the valet to bring his car, he talked with someone (who I'm pretty sure was also someone important, but don't know who or why), about recently shaving his head himself. Not being one to miss an oportunity to speak to Ledger (OMFG!! Heath!!! right?) I blurted out: "You did it yourself?". He turned, and cool as a breeze he said "Yeah, it's not that hard."

"And doesn't it burn?" I asked, completely unaware of how I was coming across.

"Burn?", he replied, in the sort of tone you'd use if someone actually offered you ten-thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife.

And I said "Yeah, you know... from the sun". Then he put his hand on his head and stroked it in the typical way you'd only understand if you had ever shaved, and said: "Nah, not really".

We might've said a bit more, maybe some reiterative statement on how he was there to promote The Brothers Grimm, but this is the part I remember well enough to re-tell.

And then his car arrived, he got up, put his sunglasses back on and with a simple "Later, man", he got into his car and left. The other guy simply continued reading the paper without giving anything much importance.

It's funny how for him it was just a whatever-day. For me, two years later I remember. And now... well now, I'll always miss the greatness that could've been.

Up next: And Tracy asks: "Why do people have to die?". And Nate answers, simple and true as can be: "To make life important".

Click here to watch this scene from the best show on the planet.
7:09 AM

The List is in

Here are the nominees for the 80th Academy Awards. That is of course, in the hopes that they will actually happen and not go the same way the Golden Globes went... Or in Nikki Finke's words: "it seems so futile to focus attention on the Academy Awards right now when we don't know if there'll even be a real Oscars.".

Also, I'm not too excited about these year's nominees.... And Michael Clayton?!?!?! What's up with that???

In red my pick, in blue what I would've nominated...



Performance by an actor in a leading role

George Clooney in “Michael Clayton”

Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood”

Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”

Tommy Lee Jones in “In the Valley of Elah”

Viggo Mortensen in “Eastern Promises
Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac!
Christian Bale in Rescue Dawn
Kurt Russell in Death Proof
Joseph Gordon Levitt in The Lookout
Sam Riley in Control

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

Casey Affleck in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”

Javier Bardem in “No Country for Old Men”

Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Charlie Wilson’s War”

Hal Holbrook in “Into the Wild”

Tom Wilkinson in “Michael Clayton”
Robert Downey Jr. in Zodiac
Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood
Chris Cooper in Breach

Performance by an actress in a leading role

Cate Blanchett in “Elizabeth: The Golden Age”

Julie Christie in “Away from Her”

Marion Cotillard in “La Vie en Rose”

Laura Linney in “The Savages”

Ellen Page in “Juno”
Keri Russell in Waitress

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Cate Blanchett in “I’m Not There”

Ruby Dee in “American Gangster”

Saoirse Ronan in “Atonement”

Amy Ryan in “Gone Baby Gone”

Tilda Swinton in “Michael Clayton”
Isla Fisher in The Lookout

Best animated feature film of the year

Persepolis

Ratatouille

Surf's Up
Bee Movie

Achievement in art direction

American Gangster

Atonement

The Golden Compass

Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

There Will Be Blood
Zodiac
Across the Universe

Achievement in directing

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” Julian Schnabel

Juno” Jason Reitman

Michael Clayton” Tony Gilroy

No Country for Old Men” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

There Will Be Blood” Paul Thomas Anderson
Across the Universe Julie Taymor
Death Proof Quentin Tarantino
Sweeney Todd Tim Burton

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

Falling Slowly” from “Once”

Happy Working Song” from “Enchanted”

Raise It Up” from “August Rush

So Close” from “Enchanted”

That’s How You Know” from “Enchanted”

Best motion picture of the year

Atonement” (Focus Features)

Juno” (Fox Searchlight)

Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.)

No Country for Old Men” (Miramax and Paramount Vantage)

There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax)
Once
Across the Universe
Zodiac

Adapted screenplay

Atonement” (Focus Features)
Screenplay by Christopher Hampton

Away from Her” (Lionsgate)
Written by Sarah Polley

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” (Miramax/Pathé Renn)
Screenplay by Ronald Harwood

No Country for Old Men” (Miramax and Paramount Vantage)
Written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen

There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax)
Written for the screen by Paul Thomas Anderson

Original screenplay I don't have a pick for these.
I've only seen Ratatouille and I'm sure Michael
Clayton was included here as a joke


Juno” (Fox Searchlight)
Written by Diablo Cody

Lars and the Real Girl” (MGM)
Written by Nancy Oliver

Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.)
Written by Tony Gilroy

Ratatouille” (Walt Disney)
Screenplay by Brad Bird
Story by Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco, Brad Bird

The Savages” (Fox Searchlight)
Written by Tamara Jenkins


Up next: Let's just hope the ceremony actually happens.


7:09 AM

The List is in

Here are the nominees for the 80th Academy Awards. That is of course, in the hopes that they will actually happen and not go the same way the Golden Globes went... Or in Nikki Finke's words: "it seems so futile to focus attention on the Academy Awards right now when we don't know if there'll even be a real Oscars.".

Also, I'm not too excited about these year's nominees.... And Michael Clayton?!?!?! What's up with that???

In red my pick, in blue what I would've nominated...



Performance by an actor in a leading role

George Clooney in “Michael Clayton”

Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood”

Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”

Tommy Lee Jones in “In the Valley of Elah”

Viggo Mortensen in “Eastern Promises
Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac!
Christian Bale in Rescue Dawn
Kurt Russell in Death Proof
Joseph Gordon Levitt in The Lookout
Sam Riley in Control

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

Casey Affleck in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”

Javier Bardem in “No Country for Old Men”

Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Charlie Wilson’s War”

Hal Holbrook in “Into the Wild”

Tom Wilkinson in “Michael Clayton”
Robert Downey Jr. in Zodiac
Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood
Chris Cooper in Breach

Performance by an actress in a leading role

Cate Blanchett in “Elizabeth: The Golden Age”

Julie Christie in “Away from Her”

Marion Cotillard in “La Vie en Rose”

Laura Linney in “The Savages”

Ellen Page in “Juno”
Keri Russell in Waitress

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Cate Blanchett in “I’m Not There”

Ruby Dee in “American Gangster”

Saoirse Ronan in “Atonement”

Amy Ryan in “Gone Baby Gone”

Tilda Swinton in “Michael Clayton”
Isla Fisher in The Lookout

Best animated feature film of the year

Persepolis

Ratatouille

Surf's Up
Bee Movie

Achievement in art direction

American Gangster

Atonement

The Golden Compass

Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

There Will Be Blood
Zodiac
Across the Universe

Achievement in directing

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” Julian Schnabel

Juno” Jason Reitman

Michael Clayton” Tony Gilroy

No Country for Old Men” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

There Will Be Blood” Paul Thomas Anderson
Across the Universe Julie Taymor
Death Proof Quentin Tarantino
Sweeney Todd Tim Burton

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

Falling Slowly” from “Once”

Happy Working Song” from “Enchanted”

Raise It Up” from “August Rush

So Close” from “Enchanted”

That’s How You Know” from “Enchanted”

Best motion picture of the year

Atonement” (Focus Features)

Juno” (Fox Searchlight)

Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.)

No Country for Old Men” (Miramax and Paramount Vantage)

There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax)
Once
Across the Universe
Zodiac

Adapted screenplay

Atonement” (Focus Features)
Screenplay by Christopher Hampton

Away from Her” (Lionsgate)
Written by Sarah Polley

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” (Miramax/Pathé Renn)
Screenplay by Ronald Harwood

No Country for Old Men” (Miramax and Paramount Vantage)
Written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen

There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax)
Written for the screen by Paul Thomas Anderson

Original screenplay I don't have a pick for these.
I've only seen Ratatouille and I'm sure Michael
Clayton was included here as a joke


Juno” (Fox Searchlight)
Written by Diablo Cody

Lars and the Real Girl” (MGM)
Written by Nancy Oliver

Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.)
Written by Tony Gilroy

Ratatouille” (Walt Disney)
Screenplay by Brad Bird
Story by Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco, Brad Bird

The Savages” (Fox Searchlight)
Written by Tamara Jenkins


Up next: Let's just hope the ceremony actually happens.


8:48 PM

French fries are called chips in England

The perfectly healthy 15-year-old girl who has eaten nothing but chips for 10 years.


Read all about her here!


Up next: Why Carny is the singular slang for a carnival employee as well as the language they employ.
8:48 PM

French fries are called chips in England

The perfectly healthy 15-year-old girl who has eaten nothing but chips for 10 years.


Read all about her here!


Up next: Why Carny is the singular slang for a carnival employee as well as the language they employ.
6:47 PM

There's nothing you can do, that can't be done...

About 2 years ago I wrote a movie.

It was a series of independent vignettes, tied together by small intersections between one and the one right after it. And so, you would see a conversation happen in a store, and as the characters left they would pass by another couple and we'd stay on them and listen to their conversation and so on, and so on...

And then today I saw Slacker, by Richard Linklater.

I saved myself a bunch of reviews calling my film a derivative copy of a 16-year old film...



Up next: More reasons to compare Bob Dylan with Freud.
6:47 PM

There's nothing you can do, that can't be done...

About 2 years ago I wrote a movie.

It was a series of independent vignettes, tied together by small intersections between one and the one right after it. And so, you would see a conversation happen in a store, and as the characters left they would pass by another couple and we'd stay on them and listen to their conversation and so on, and so on...

And then today I saw Slacker, by Richard Linklater.

I saved myself a bunch of reviews calling my film a derivative copy of a 16-year old film...



Up next: More reasons to compare Bob Dylan with Freud.
6:53 AM

Baby Mama



Up next: An open letter to everyone behind the marketing of Cloverfield. Which my friend already saw and says it's amazingly incredible.
6:53 AM

Baby Mama



Up next: An open letter to everyone behind the marketing of Cloverfield. Which my friend already saw and says it's amazingly incredible.
7:22 AM

Posting for dummies

Now, do dummies really need someone praying for them? And Christian prayer, no less

(Mind you, I could've also gone with "Is it just me , or is this redundant?", but I'm taking the road less traveled...)



Up next: A recommendation for a film you (specifically, you) should watch: Jesus Camp. You can torrent it here.
7:22 AM

Posting for dummies

Now, do dummies really need someone praying for them? And Christian prayer, no less

(Mind you, I could've also gone with "Is it just me , or is this redundant?", but I'm taking the road less traveled...)



Up next: A recommendation for a film you (specifically, you) should watch: Jesus Camp. You can torrent it here.
11:04 AM

Night out





I went to the all-famous Olive Garden a couple of weeks ago. (If you click on the link, the site has a nice little jingle on loop, guaranteed to have you tapping your toes in no time!)

After ordering whatever pasta I had chosen, the waitress asked me if I wanted a super salad. She said: "Super salad?".

I said, no.

And the girl looked puzzled.

So she asked again, "Super salad?", she said.

I said, "Fine, yeah, bring me whatever comes with my meal."

Then she said, in the kind of tone you only detect in characters inside a Twilight Zone episode: "Super salad?".

We stared at each other blankly.

And just as I realized Ashton must be hiding somewhere nearby (because honestly, nobody could be that daft... well, maybe Karl Pilkington), my cousin, who was sitting across from me, informed me the girl was trying to ask me if I wanted "Soup OR salad".
Up next: More green eggs and ham, said Sam I Am.
11:04 AM

Night out





I went to the all-famous Olive Garden a couple of weeks ago. (If you click on the link, the site has a nice little jingle on loop, guaranteed to have you tapping your toes in no time!)

After ordering whatever pasta I had chosen, the waitress asked me if I wanted a super salad. She said: "Super salad?".

I said, no.

And the girl looked puzzled.

So she asked again, "Super salad?", she said.

I said, "Fine, yeah, bring me whatever comes with my meal."

Then she said, in the kind of tone you only detect in characters inside a Twilight Zone episode: "Super salad?".

We stared at each other blankly.

And just as I realized Ashton must be hiding somewhere nearby (because honestly, nobody could be that daft... well, maybe Karl Pilkington), my cousin, who was sitting across from me, informed me the girl was trying to ask me if I wanted "Soup OR salad".
Up next: More green eggs and ham, said Sam I Am.
4:51 PM

Not to worry

No, wait.. yeah, worry.

They announced today that the Golden Globes Ceremony is cancelled. Regardless, I still hope Tina Fey wins, of course.

RECIPIENTS OF “THE 65th ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS”
TO BE ANNOUNCED AT BEVERLY HILTON PRESS CONFERENCE ON JANUARY 13thHOLLYWOOD, CA, January 7, 2008 – The Hollywood Foreign Press Association today announced that the recipients of Golden Globe Awards in 25 categories will be revealed during an hour-long HFPA press conference at The Beverly Hilton to be covered live by NBC News beginning at 6:00 pm PST on January 13. “The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards” NBC telecast and champagne dinner in The Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom is officially cancelled.

“We are all very disappointed that our traditional awards ceremony will not take place this year and that millions of viewers worldwide will be deprived of seeing many of their favorite stars celebrating 2007’s outstanding achievements in motion pictures and television,” said Jorge Camara, President of The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. “We take some comfort, however, in knowing that this year’s Golden Globe Award recipients will be announced on the date originally scheduled.

From Nikki Finke or Variety or ABC or AFP

So, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, a message to greedies everywhere...




Up next: Nothing, apparently.
4:51 PM

Not to worry

No, wait.. yeah, worry.

They announced today that the Golden Globes Ceremony is cancelled. Regardless, I still hope Tina Fey wins, of course.

RECIPIENTS OF “THE 65th ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS”
TO BE ANNOUNCED AT BEVERLY HILTON PRESS CONFERENCE ON JANUARY 13thHOLLYWOOD, CA, January 7, 2008 – The Hollywood Foreign Press Association today announced that the recipients of Golden Globe Awards in 25 categories will be revealed during an hour-long HFPA press conference at The Beverly Hilton to be covered live by NBC News beginning at 6:00 pm PST on January 13. “The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards” NBC telecast and champagne dinner in The Beverly Hilton’s International Ballroom is officially cancelled.

“We are all very disappointed that our traditional awards ceremony will not take place this year and that millions of viewers worldwide will be deprived of seeing many of their favorite stars celebrating 2007’s outstanding achievements in motion pictures and television,” said Jorge Camara, President of The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. “We take some comfort, however, in knowing that this year’s Golden Globe Award recipients will be announced on the date originally scheduled.

From Nikki Finke or Variety or ABC or AFP

So, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, a message to greedies everywhere...




Up next: Nothing, apparently.
11:35 AM

The non-Transformer

?!?!?!!




Up next: Non-water resistant AquaMan action figure, M&M's no comestibles, and bright signs with warnings for blind people written on them...
11:35 AM

The non-Transformer

?!?!?!!




Up next: Non-water resistant AquaMan action figure, M&M's no comestibles, and bright signs with warnings for blind people written on them...
10:41 PM

Overflow

This time of the year we get Top 10 lists about everything. The best one for me was Time's Top top 10 lists....

So to be different just for the sake of it, here's my Top 11 list for the movies I saw last year. Not a very good year in terms of many great choices, but the good ones were very good. No doubt.

11. Zodiac
David Fincher is awesome. Paused. Dark. And extremely detailed. Gyllenhaal, Downey Jr., and Ruffalo are great too.





10. Control
The Ian Curtis story. Joy Division. Directed and shot by their original photographer. In black and white. Because Manchester is black and white.



9. The Fountain
I heard someone say this is to narrative films, what poems are to novels. Aronofsky dazzling everyone again. Incredible if you can get past its complexities.




8. Pa
ris je t'aime
18 directors. In Paris. Obviously some are better than others, but overall a great experience.






7. Waitress

Keri Russell is adorable. Her pies are adorable. There's nothing to not like about this film. Except Jeremy Sisto's character. But you're supposed to hate him.







6. Knoc
ked up
Everyone's loving this film this year. Enough said.







5. Bee Movie

Jerry Seinfeld as a sarcastic bee. The sting is implied.








4. There Will Be B
lood
PT Anderson is a fantastic storyteller. And director. And writer. And everything. Paul Dano and Daniel-Day Lewis are incredible together.






3. Hairspray

No question one of the funnest, most entertaining movies of the year. Singing. Dancing. the sixties. Keeps you smiling and tapping toes from beginning to end.










2. Across the Universe
Julie Taymor has created a magnificent work of art. Up there are also, Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess and of course, The Beatles. And I don't use the word magnificent a lot.







1. Once

Possibly the best musical since Moulin Rouge!. Proof that literally all you need is a good story and characters. How many times does a movie this great come along?












NB: It's clear that I like musicals, right?


Up next: The top ten reasons why top ten lists come in groups of ten and

10:41 PM

Overflow

This time of the year we get Top 10 lists about everything. The best one for me was Time's Top top 10 lists....

So to be different just for the sake of it, here's my Top 11 list for the movies I saw last year. Not a very good year in terms of many great choices, but the good ones were very good. No doubt.

11. Zodiac
David Fincher is awesome. Paused. Dark. And extremely detailed. Gyllenhaal, Downey Jr., and Ruffalo are great too.





10. Control
The Ian Curtis story. Joy Division. Directed and shot by their original photographer. In black and white. Because Manchester is black and white.



9. The Fountain
I heard someone say this is to narrative films, what poems are to novels. Aronofsky dazzling everyone again. Incredible if you can get past its complexities.




8. Pa
ris je t'aime
18 directors. In Paris. Obviously some are better than others, but overall a great experience.






7. Waitress

Keri Russell is adorable. Her pies are adorable. There's nothing to not like about this film. Except Jeremy Sisto's character. But you're supposed to hate him.







6. Knoc
ked up
Everyone's loving this film this year. Enough said.







5. Bee Movie

Jerry Seinfeld as a sarcastic bee. The sting is implied.








4. There Will Be B
lood
PT Anderson is a fantastic storyteller. And director. And writer. And everything. Paul Dano and Daniel-Day Lewis are incredible together.






3. Hairspray

No question one of the funnest, most entertaining movies of the year. Singing. Dancing. the sixties. Keeps you smiling and tapping toes from beginning to end.










2. Across the Universe
Julie Taymor has created a magnificent work of art. Up there are also, Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess and of course, The Beatles. And I don't use the word magnificent a lot.







1. Once

Possibly the best musical since Moulin Rouge!. Proof that literally all you need is a good story and characters. How many times does a movie this great come along?












NB: It's clear that I like musicals, right?


Up next: The top ten reasons why top ten lists come in groups of ten and