Juno Strikes Back

My only problem with diablo cody's awesome writing has to do with time.

To explain:

Juno is said to be 16.

Blair Witch Project came out in 1999.

Juno claims to have seen it in theaters when it came out.

So, she saw it when she was about 9? Really?

Or is it me?

Or am I being the guy who blogs about the poor construction workers (independent contractors, or not?!?) in the Death Star... or the Millenium Falcon changing shades of grey or whatever from Empire to Jedi? Or rants about Galactica leaving us hanging with Starbuck's fate for over a year... what the frak! (so... incidentally.... is she a cylon or not?? )


Up next: More reasons why I'd be good friends with Kevin Smith.