The Science of Comments

For the past few weeks, our sociologists, scientists and surgeon general's have been researching the reasons behind the non-posting of comments on this site. Here are the major answers they got to the question, Why don't you comment?:

1. Because commenting is for losers.
2. Because I’m lame and no one will ever care about anything I have to say.
3 .Because I have better things to do and am wondering why I’m even here in the first place.
4. Because I don’t know how to.
5. Because I’m an automated response cyborg and can’t see the code I have to type in.
6. I do comment! I just always forget to press SUBMIT
7. Because if I have anything to say, I’ll say it privately. I don’t need the whole world to know.
8. Because I’m pretty sure the whole world doesn’t visit this site, so it’s rather pointless.
9. Because I’m not even here, I don’t know this exists. And this sentence is a paradox in itself, it’ll probably soon disappear in a puff of logic.
10- Because I’m afraid if I comment people will call me names. Or say I don’t make sense.
11. Because I only comment about things I care about, like thanking people for the add on MySpace.
12. Because it’s againt my beliefs.
13. Because I like to pretend I don’t exist.
14. Because I don’t have the time.
15. Because even if I had the time, I’d feel like I was wasting it.

Up next: The many reasons of why Beowulf is not the same as Beemovie

The Science of Comments

For the past few weeks, our sociologists, scientists and surgeon general's have been researching the reasons behind the non-posting of comments on this site. Here are the major answers they got to the question, Why don't you comment?:

1. Because commenting is for losers.
2. Because I’m lame and no one will ever care about anything I have to say.
3 .Because I have better things to do and am wondering why I’m even here in the first place.
4. Because I don’t know how to.
5. Because I’m an automated response cyborg and can’t see the code I have to type in.
6. I do comment! I just always forget to press SUBMIT
7. Because if I have anything to say, I’ll say it privately. I don’t need the whole world to know.
8. Because I’m pretty sure the whole world doesn’t visit this site, so it’s rather pointless.
9. Because I’m not even here, I don’t know this exists. And this sentence is a paradox in itself, it’ll probably soon disappear in a puff of logic.
10- Because I’m afraid if I comment people will call me names. Or say I don’t make sense.
11. Because I only comment about things I care about, like thanking people for the add on MySpace.
12. Because it’s againt my beliefs.
13. Because I like to pretend I don’t exist.
14. Because I don’t have the time.
15. Because even if I had the time, I’d feel like I was wasting it.

Up next: The many reasons of why Beowulf is not the same as Beemovie

What google finds funny

It seems like a rather narcissistic thing to go about doing, to Google yourself. Although I must admit that entering "YOUR FIRST NAME HERE is" produces some interesting results. Go, do it. I'll wait.

Now that you're back, and found you are "a large handsome man with boyish looks" or "looking for a date in South Philly", I present to you what the Almighty Google has to say about the popularity of some of my (my) favorite comedians.

(I had every intention of ordering them in some way or another, but I found randomness is the true meaning of life. That, and it was just too much damn trouble. So deal with it. Although I did manage to place Tina Fey at the very top)...



Up next: More fun with Google.

What google finds funny

It seems like a rather narcissistic thing to go about doing, to Google yourself. Although I must admit that entering "YOUR FIRST NAME HERE is" produces some interesting results. Go, do it. I'll wait.

Now that you're back, and found you are "a large handsome man with boyish looks" or "looking for a date in South Philly", I present to you what the Almighty Google has to say about the popularity of some of my (my) favorite comedians.

(I had every intention of ordering them in some way or another, but I found randomness is the true meaning of life. That, and it was just too much damn trouble. So deal with it. Although I did manage to place Tina Fey at the very top)...



Up next: More fun with Google.

Funky Brewster

My friend from This Way Goes The Chinese sent me, or rather, posted on my "wall" (or is it "my wall", or "my" wall) this:

It's very cool and funky, full of funk and junk in the trunk

Up next: Interesting and revealing internet results

Funky Brewster

My friend from This Way Goes The Chinese sent me, or rather, posted on my "wall" (or is it "my wall", or "my" wall) this:

It's very cool and funky, full of funk and junk in the trunk

Up next: Interesting and revealing internet results

Random oredered nonsense

I can't write because I'm tired, and I can't be tired because I write. Or is it the other way around?
it's hard to tell at this stage.

This stage is to the left, by the way.

Saucy songbird and a series of sizzling nothingness